Adam "Pacman" Jones

Career Stats: games: 39, tackles: 147, passes defensed: 29, sacks: 1, forced fumbles:2, int's: 4, punt returns: 79, kickoff returns: 64, touchdowns: 8, arrests: 5 (since turning pro), women spit on: 2, women punched in the face: 1, fistfights with team-provided bodyguards: 1, strip club shootings: 1, caught on tape while making it rain: 1, times known to have kept it real: countless

Pacman is a true legend in the annuls of keepin' it real.  When the valet at the Nashville Sports Kickoff Luncheon told Pacman he had to wait in line for his car, not only was the valet berated, Pac says "no tip for you!"  Reality:kept.  When he was busted for marijuana possession in 2006 in Georgia, he claims he could beat the NFL drug test.  Again, full on real-keeping.  Spitting on a couple of women?  Hey, don't disrespect the Pacman and ye shall not be spat upon.  Don't they know Pac keeps it real?

But, as we all know, the realness was on display All-Star weekend in Las Vegas in February of 2007.  If you're the biggest baller, why wouldn't you show up to strip club with $50,000 in one dollar bills in a backpack?  Pac didn't make it rain, he made it pour!  Katrina Style!  The only difference being that after the storm, Katrina didn't demand her water back.  Anyone who's ever been to the "gentleman's club" knows there are no refunds, no matter how bad the lap-dance is.  After, what I'm sure was a calm negotiation, to get his money back went south, Pacman (allegedly) beat a "dancer's" head against the bar, (allegedly) threatened to kill a club employee, and (allegedly) ordered his bodyguards to engage in a fire-fight with bouncers.  Certainly you can't keep THIS man from keepin' it real.

Now Pacman has resurrected his career in Canada with the Winnipeg BlueBombers.  They may want to leave him off the active roster whenever they have to play the Montreal Allouettes.  No one at SuperSex will be safe.