Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tennessee Football Players


Nu'Keese Richardson career stats: receptions: 8, yards: 102, touchdowns: 1, armed robbery arrests: 1
Janzen Jackson career stats: armed robbery arrests: 1
Mike Edwards career stats: armed robbery arrests: 1

Really? Three freshman Tennessee Volunteers freshman football players are arrested for attempted armed robbery.  Really?  I understand that you can take the kid out of the hood but you can't take the hood out of the kid, but...really?  You three idiots had it all.  Game, girls, probably didn't have to go to class very much, if at all.  Who was the mastermind behind this ordeal?  Guys, if you needed money I'm sure some Vols booster would have been happy to give you a "job" "washing cars" at his used car lot.  But no, you had to go all gangsta and try to keep it real.  Talk about when keepin' it real goes wrong!  How far did you get when you ran?  I'm guessing most of Nu'Keese Richarson's receptions went for more distance (he did average 11.5 yards per reception).

I'm really curious how this conversation went.  Probably something like this...

Nu'Keese: "Dude, I'm hungry."
Mike: "Me, too."
Janzen: "Y'all gots any money?"
Nu'Keese and Mike: "Nah."
Janzen: "Let's go rob someone."
Nu'Keese: "Aight."
Mike: "Word."
Janzez: "Should we all wear our Tennessee football gear?"
Nu'Keese: "Aight."
Mike: "Word."

Another feather in the cap of Lane Kiffin.  After all Kiffin said (lied) about how proud he was to get Richardson away from Urban Meyer and the Gators, he got his just rewards.  Sleep well, Mr. Meyer.  In your dreams you'll see how Nu'Keese Richardson, Mike Edwards, Janzen Jackson, and most of all, Lane Kiffin, successfully kept it real.

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