Tiger Woods Redux

Wow!  This story just keeps getting better.  Now, according to TMZ, El Tigre's missus caught him cheating.  First, she took the claws to him and cut up his face.  The lovely Elin couldn't then leave well enough alone and proceeded to chase him from the manse with a golf club.  Good for her!  Dip the wick in another pot of wax and you deserve what's coming to you.

So Elin chases him out of the house under threat of beheading by nine iron and he jumps in the Escalade, floors it to get away, and smashes the ass end of the SUV into a fire hydrant and riccochets into a tree on his neighbors lawn.  Feeling guilty, she busts out the window and pulls him to safety.  She should have left him in there.  Let the EMTs pull him out with the jaws of life.  If he doesn't make it, fewer people to challenge the will.

Now it seems like Mr. & Mrs. Woods are working together.  They've postponed police interviews numerous times.  Seems like a little "let's get our stories straight" to me.  If Tiger is accused of cheating on his wife, goodbye Nike, goodbye Buick, goodbye Gatorade.  I know Kobe came back after raping that girl in Colorado, but he never had the shine on him that Tiger has.  Tiger will eventually get his endorsements back as well, but he will forever be tainted (yes...I said "taint").     There will always be whispers and his childish yelling at galleries for taking pictures during his backswing will not get the same sympathy that it used to.

Regardless of the outcome of the police investigation, should Tiger ever cooperate, he will never be viewed the same.  All I can say is, Tiger, YOUR WIFE IS A SWEDISH MODEL!!!  WHY WOULD YOU GO SLUMMING WITH SOME NEW YORK NIGHTCLUB HOSTESS/WHORE?  Elin, if you need a rebound, I'm single and will be more than happy to help you get over your incredibly rich, uber-successful (ex)husband.