Tiger Woods

Are you shitting me?  Let me get this straight.  So Tiger Woods, leaving his house at 2:30am, backs out of his driveway and hits a fire hydrant AND a tree?  I call BULLSHIT!!!  On top of that, they say alcohol was not involved?!?!  DOUBLE BULLSHIT!!!!  That dude was wasted!  This is the biggest cover-up since JFK.

Let me propose what really happened.  El Tigre and his lady love get into it on Thanksgiving evening.  El Tigre goes  out, has a few too many and bangs up his Escalade pulling into his driveway.   I wonder how Buick feels about him driving a Cadillac to begin with.  He's lucky that when Elin pulled out the ol' nine iron to break him free from the wreckage that she didn't give him a few across the head with it.

This is the biggest cover-up since Roswell.  If only to have Tiger's resources.  You or I would be in the police blotter faster than Superman could circle the globe.  But not El Tigre.  He'll buy himself out of this like OJ bought himself of a double murder conviction.  I'm guessing a few cosmopolitans were involved.  I can't imagine Tiger drinking whiskey like a real man.  John Daly is probably laughing his balls off right now.

This event gives a whole new meaning to "Tigerslam."